TRUST THE TOAD!

Saw The Brothers Grimm. Righteously awesome flick. I even got past the British accents, and moved more onto the fact that the French general is Spanish. What the hell, Terry Gilliam? Or whoever the hell the casting director was, get some common sense man. But besides that, you did a good job man. It was thoroughly worth my $8.50 just because you got Matt Damon to lick a toad. You are a god, man, I bow to you for that. I almost didn't make it, because I had to fix my car door. Here's the story. I'm leaving to get something out of said car, and Jeannie asks me to drive her down the street to Bandits and back because she can't use a shotglass of gas. But, I'm a nice guy, so I agree. We get there, and she goes to close my door, and it won't close. So, Rob needs his food, we decide to drive back anyway. Hilarious antics ensue as Jeannie attempts to hold the door closed. I get back to the theater and try to find duct tape to tape it close, because as any man will tell you, duct tape solves all of life's little problems. But, alas, Paul took it all so we were forced to drastic measures. Basically, we both kicked what we found to be the problem, then I tried to pry said door part up. At last I had to call my dad at 10:00 at night to have him come fix it, only to find out that everything I was doing was the right thing to do, but I was supposed to push the door handle in like I was opening it while I do it. Good information for me to have right there. But anyway, back to the movie. I'm sitting in the back of the theater, all alone cause my friend ditched when it came to be 10 and I wasn't there (I'm gonna kill you on Thursday when we get back to school, Seth ^_^), and I catch something out of the corner of my eye.
Enter the Ex. And her friends. Who are pissed cause I dumped her.
Needless to say, I dive behind the seats only to slam my head into the wall behind me and slide down behind them, my body all contorted into a psycho position. But they don't notice and head down to the front row so I'm safe. Anyway, once again, the movie rocked, Matt Damon licked a toad, and Heath Ledger got drunk off his arse. Good times.